Q: What does my ticket include?
A: Your ticket includes 90-minute timed entry into FETCH, a three-course prix fixe meal (appetizer/main/dessert) and themed photo opportunities that would even make The Plastics jealous!

Q: Is there a minimum age to enter?
A: FETCH is open to all ages! That’s just like, the rules of feminism or something. **Please note, you must be at least 21 years of age to purchase and/or consume alcoholic beverages on-site**

Q: What is available for purchase on-site?
A: Drinks (both alcoholic/non-alcoholic) are available for purchase on-site, as well as FETCH-themed merchandise!

Q: Can I make changes to my menu items after I choose them?
A: Boo, you whore! All meal selections are final.

Q: Do you offer vegan/gluten-free/vegetarian options?
A: Since we’re on an all-carb diet, the majority of our menu items contain gluten and/or dairy. We do have vegetarian options available.

Q: What’s the attire?
A: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Q: Does she even go here?
A: No.

Q: Is butter a carb?
A: Carbs are a social construct.

Q: Are tickets refundable?
A: Tickets are non-refundable. FETCH is open rain or shine, and there’s like a 30% chance it’s already raining. Please read the terms & conditions of our refund policy here.